Jazzy the cat



Jazzy is a fat, lazy, and spiteful tuxedo cat. However underwhelming as that may sound, she is the most powerful villain to ever exist; defeating many established heroes in record time for extremely minor offenses. She speaks in a gravelly, masculine and nasal voice commonly in junction with a sarcastic tone with a hell of a lot of attitude.

History.
Jazzy's origins are unknown; lost to time if you will. Although vague it can easily be inferred that she may be as old as the universe itself. Along the way she has managed to do absolutely nothing of importance except cause meteor showers on barren asteroids and sit on stuff.

Powers and abilities.

 * Fart lasers - Jazzy can have her farts create a chemical reaction that is not dissimilar to a plasma weapon; as they both use ionized gas
 * "superspeed" - Despite her heft, Jazzy can launch her body with amazing force in a way that is merely reminiscent of superspeed
 * Brute strength - with no lighter way to put it; Jazzy got that fat boy strength. she can easily overpower foes just by slapping them with her meaty disproportionate paws
 * "Armor" - Jazzy is invulnerable to all forms of damage from both an anomalous resistance and plenty of chubby cushion
 * flight - Jazzy is fully capable of willing her body through space and atmosphere simply because she doesn't want to walk.