Speedy

Speedy is an animate sapient pink car resembling a Porsche. She is well known as one of the most extremist communist revolutionaries in known history, being responsible for multiple Molotov attacks and timed bombings of urban areas. Speedy is also infamous in that she is a very unapologetic pedophile collaborator and apologist, being a very close contact and ally among various individuals such as Jeffrey Epstein, Dan Schneider, and various other now infamous figures. In her final moments of life, she is quoted as participating "for the lols" before her summary execution during the fall of Saigon on April 30th 1975.

History
Born in the war torn Vichy in 1946, Speedy had an upbringing surrounded by anti-Nazi sentiments in a rouge French resistance cell that violently split from the main resistance group due to extremist communist views. She grew up in the hood of Vichy spouting propaganda to an unreceptive French population, eventually chased out of the city by the angered French public and occupying American forces. Speedy fled east to the primary communist territories to find her people, eventually becoming a hard worker and subservient mole to various Communist governments. Speedy joined the Viet Cong in late 1968 to support the communist revolutionary effort, proving herself to be a passionate yet mediocre combatant.

Later during the war in March 1st 1973, Speedy met her spouse Sparky the car while the pair attempted to thwart American forces during Operation Homecoming. While unsuccessful in stopping anything, they had fallen deep in love. in 1975 during the fall of Saigon, Sparky was killed from a sniper bullet leaving a wounded speedy to vainly attempt a holdout with her remaining Makarov pistol. She was rapidly surrounded by American commando forces, whom shot her dead after giving her last words.

Powers and abilities

 * Car - to nobodies surprise, speedy is a car. speedy can drive over foes and transport fellow communists
 * Fucking irritating - speedy has one of the most squealy and irritating voices among any character in the known universe, being legally classified as a sonic weapon

Legacy
Speedy is revered by many modern communists across North Korea, China, and Twitter; commonly hailed as a symbol of revolution by the most extremist and insane members of Communist parties and movements.